They say time heals all wounds. Then why does it still hurt to think about Duke Nukem Forever? Even its apparent demise failed to bring closure to the big hole in our heart. And now this:

The latest video remains to be found (resting — in one piece — after the break) seem unmistakably to be those of our beloved Duke. Maybe it’s the familiar dark, underground environments we’ve gotten to know in other gameplay videos — like the Jace Hall Show clip and that leaked animator’s video — that send chills down our spine. Or maybe it’s just Duke himself, still out of bubble gum and still kicking ass. (Yeah, it’s probably that.)

Go on. Head past the break and weep. It’s okay!